Belly Shirts in the Workplace

I’m convinced that if everyone at work had to wear belly shirts we would be a skinnier nation. How does one discover such an observation? I was doing some research (surfing the web) when I felt my stomach slightly overhanging my pants and cinched belt. Curious as to what my wiggling belly looked like as it made its way out into the crisp office air (stale heater induced oxygen) I lifted my shirt ever so slightly to glance at my white (it is winter) pooch. Like I had just seen….sorry I lost my train of thought, pizza was just delivered to the office and I had to go get me some before it was gone…(there’s a reason I have the pooch) anyway, let’s see. Oh yes, like I had just sucked a lemon, my face cringed in moderate disgust as to what my belly looked like. Hence me writing this short article on if we all had to wear belly shirts, I think we would be a skinnier nation. But because I don’t have to wear a belly shirt, me and my greasy fingers are going to grab another slice of pizza and be deliciously full.

I’m looking forward to sitting back at my computer only to be in a food coma and spend a good half hour with a body position of what appears to be working but really zoned out.

Until next time, cinch the belt and discover what I did today. An overgrown belly isn’t the prettiest site, but as pregnant people will confess, it makes a great place to rest your arms.

Try this tip if you are ready to lose some weight.
Every time you get up to go to the bathroom, use the restroom on a different floor. If you have bathrooms that lock, do a few standing crunches and move your arms around. (Just make sure the door is locked or you might find yourself in an awkward flying position in front of co-workers)

Drink more water. (Duh) We all know drinking water would be good for us, but let’s be realistic, you are at work. If soda pop were water then you would be fine. Here is what I do. I get a mix in for my water that only has five calories and makes the water taste more like Kool-Aid then liquid nothing. Drinking water does two things for you. One, it hydrates your body and is healthy. And two, it makes you go to the bathroom a million times more which will make you walk to the bathroom more, which will make you do more (door locked) bathroom exercises.

Those are my tips, good luck.